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Comment: Misconception about the Internets (Score 1) 853

by NegativeMS (#43220425) Attached to: EU To Vote On Proposal That Could Ban All Online Pornography
Ban porn? I'm sorry good ladies and lords of the EU, but that's not how the internet works. Porn is actually a sophisticated data packet format that is used to efficiently encode messages that travel through the global tube network. The side effect however is that if you run the encoded packets through a video processor, you get hot teen girl-on-girl action or horny milfs. Without porn, there would be no internet.

Comment: Re:I'm not going to make the tablet mistake again. (Score 2) 255

by NegativeMS (#39395743) Attached to: New iPad Jailbroken Already

I'm not some super-fucking-nerdburger like you are. When you can explain to me, in English, how I can get a C compiler onto my tablet without having a Ph.D in computer engineering, then I might take notice.

If you believe that you need a Ph.D to do this, you're in the wrong forum. A bachelor's degree, or just plain ol' persistence should suffice.

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