A simple solution would be to create station wagons with FTL engines.

I played the game a lot as a kid and was good at it but today I got killed after walking through the first door and gave up and closed the tab.

Something in my brain broke when I turned like 15 and now I can't play games, I just get annoyed 5 seconds in. Sigh.

I work in IT and manage Dell servers and SonicWall security devices (as well as use SonciWall at home) so I see no problem with this news as it affects me.

That said I read about this first on some Apple news blog site.

"1/20th of a second over billions of years."

As an omnipotent being I demand better precision!

The solution is quite obvious.

Step 1. Require the user to provide
  a. Complete name and address
  b. credit card + exp + csv
  c. social security #
  d. faxed copy of ID or license

Step 2. Confirm the name and address is valid via credit card and ID

Step 3. Mail certified letter containing captcha code to customer

Now in 6-8 weeks the user will receive their certified captcha documentation, sign for it and then be able to log in to your site.

Quite simple really.

No but they photoshopped a mustache on Riker.

holy shit!

CmdrTacoSupreme?

Aha! This must be the beginning of the end for Facebook as I predicted would happen as soon as I signed up finally last week.

I am the grim reaper of social networks!

My last victim was MySpace when I signed up like a week before everyone started jumping ship and it became My_.

I'd be rolling in my grave also if I was buried alive.