Whenever he asked a cow or native marsupial about eating the grass, they replied:

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Be careful if you're thinking of applying this to your snow sled.

Mod parent up. This was my first thought exactly.

I'm ready to go on DST permanently.

On my Apple IIc+ the game was simply called "Howitzer"

Will it lear how to spell?

I read this days ago.

Penis product makers aren't the only ones having to change their pitch. Awi Tagakangi of Nigeria runs 419 scams through email. "It takes more than an uncle who was a prince, now I've gone to claiming that I'm the son of Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, and have access to all the cash in the Federal Reserve," said Tagakangi.