IN SOVIET RUSSIA
invariably gets Score: -1, whereas any post involving Clippy, even when it is completely off-topic, gets Score: 5, Funny. Some examples:
AFTER THE FORTY-SECOND-THOUSANDTH TIME, IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!!!
All Clippy comments modded as "Funny" will be M2'ed by me as "Unfunny." You have been warned.
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