Or for a more elaborate set up, connect to all your neighbour's public wifi networks at the same time and split your shenanigans between them.
...like most of us, I didn't vote for this stupid government.
FTFY. Disproportional voting got us into this mess. But parties voted in aren't exactly going to change the way votes are counted.
Honestly, the entire concept of being Pardoned in this case would be yet another insult.
What they should issue is an Apology.
Mod parent up. Pardon implies that the action was wrong, but excusable. An apology would imply that Turing (+others) did nothing wrong and that it was in fact the law that was wrong.
All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.