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Journal: My Dream of A Thousand Poles 1

Journal by MonkeysKickAss
A while ago I was sitting in my car about to get out when a ford explorer skids on the ice into my car, which is a small two door and has horrible crash test rating and so it put a big dent in the driver's side quarter panel. Now this car is pretty new to me because I have only had it for about two and a half months, before I got this car I was in an accident where a fucking dumbass cunt blew through a stop sign and forced my car over and my car hit the curb going about 25-35 mph. Both airbags went off, the windshield cracked, and the front axle broke (I noticed that the tires were pointing in opposite directions) which is really bad because it has front wheel drive. So right away I get out of the car and start chasing that cunt screaming about how much of a dirty cunt and fucking whore she was and how I was going to fucking kill her. When she finally stopped she came over and was like "o I so sorry I couldn't see you cause your headlight were not on" so I say I don't give a fuck you fucked up my car she says "its not too messed up" me say "look at the fucking tires they don't face in the same direction." By now the police come and ask what happens so I tone it down a bit cause I don't like police and they hate me, then I get dragged and strapped into a stretcher and taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Ok so last night I had a dream I was driving the car that got hit by the explorer on some mountain trail or countryside back roads, where I slammed into a telephone pole, and then another, and another for about ten more times and it felt real not like a dream. Then the police come because there was a telephone pole lying on my car and I was stuck in it and was all bloody and I could see a bone sticking put of my arm. So they ge the jaws of life to get me out but I try to make them leave but they wont so I turn the car on and floor it running over a bunch of cops and some other people and then finally I hit another pole and now my legs get severed off and now I just cant move or do anything so basically waiting for death and then I wake up and it felt so real, but my legs are still attached.
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Journal: Humans Fucking Suck And Should Not Be Allowed To Live

Journal by MonkeysKickAss
A couple of nights ago I was wastching a program about dog breeders and dog competitions. There was a dog breeder that said that inbreeding dogs is good because it is the only way to breed the perfect dog, because if you dont know their pedigree (meaning their family tree). One owner of a seriously inbred doxen, realized that her dog had a form of narcalepsy, because everytime he got excited he would just pass out. Yet still people think its ok to inbreed dogs and other domesticated animals to the point where they have serious health problems but when people think of incest or inbreeding in humans its revolting, so why is it ok to force dogs into incest and other animals. These people are sick and disgusting because why do we have the right to force dogs to be our endutured servants or slaves. We are no different than the slave owners because thats how screwed up the human moral system is there something seriously fucking wrong with these people's pre-frontal cortex because it obviously never devloped right. Just another reason that we should be wiped of this planet because we have screwed it up so much by destroying the forests and all of the land, so I welcome terrorists to kill people, becaus it would make our world a much better place, well it will be a better place for the other animals and plants.
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Journal: Why cant we just kill all old people

Journal by MonkeysKickAss
God dammit cant post more than two times karma terrible why muust the combine do this to me. If you don't watch out the combine will blind in fog and then will hit your car with a ford explorer and put a bug dent in it. First a douche bag cunt cuts me off and totals my car now some dude hits my new car and puts big dent in it why cant they leave me alone. No weed, no drugs make timmy go krazy, now that hte fog is gone I can see how horrible this world is and cant put an end to it. Today I was on my way to the library and fuckin old half dead cunt cuts me off and doesnt even give two fucks about it. There should be a law saying that every ten years people should have to retake the driving test and at the age of sixty and over they should have to take it every five years. If that law did exist then we wouldn't have old people mowing us down on the side walks like they do and killing off all the young drivers so we cant do it to our kids. Or we could just kill everyone over the age of sixty by a firing squad like the nazis and hitler did to the jews but with old fucks that drive. The old housebound people are fine but the old drivers should be killed now. I f we dont do it they will just mow all of us down and kill off all of the human population except for the nerds who never leave their computers but they will die off because they will never get any pussy, and will mastebate until they die at their computers watching Jenna Jameson fucking some dude that they will never be. Thank you and i like monkeys and donkeys
Apple

Journal: Disappearing desktop items in Mac OS x 10.2.8

Journal by MonkeysKickAss

Anytime I open open up my Macintosh HD all of my desktop items disappear except for the macintosh HD and if there is a cd in the cd drive that will be there. Also if I am connected to another computer that too wil not show up on the desktop and i will have to open the macintosh HD to get to the shared computer

Need input please
Thank You MonkeysKickAss

Games

Journal: Need help with UT2003

Journal by MonkeysKickAss

How do you use the Ion painter I heve tried everything but it just wont work Please help me I am practically all alone in this world since I had to part with the love of my life marijuana.

Need input please
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Operating Systems

Journal: Is there a correlation between stoners and the OS they use?

Journal by MonkeysKickAss

There seem to be more pc users than there are apple users because most workplaces are usually pc oriented. So that most computer users woulp choose a pc computer over an apple because there is more software for pc computer's than apple's and the nerds like to have a challenge and so thety don't like the user friendly macs. Thats why I think that stoners would tend to lean more towards using macs than pc's because they are easier to use. In actuality there are probably a higher percentage of mac stoners than pc stoners, but that is just my opinion.

Please give me your input
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Journal: Is marijuana addictive?

Journal by MonkeysKickAss

I have recently stopped smoking after about 2 years of consistant smoking of reefer. Now that I have stopped I have become very irritable, and no longer eat much so why is this happening to me if marijuana is not addictive, because to me these definitely seem like a type of withdrawl symptoms. Whenever I stopped smoking for short period of time I stop blinking and become very sad but not sad in the sence of being upset but in the sence that I am now missing big portion of my life.

Please tell me want you think
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Games

Journal: Marijuana and computer games

Journal by MonkeysKickAss

I have experienced many things with marijuana but the one thing that is puzzling is that when I am "high" or "stoned", I become exceptionally good a certain computer games. Games such as Ambrosia's Maelstrom, and Epic Games' Unreal Tournament 2003. Now why are stoners so good at arcade type games like these, could it be that marijuana allows the brain to relaxand and let the stoners to concentrate on one thing. Which causes people like myself to get used to playing these games in this state of mind. So that when they are sober they are no longer able to play these games at the levels that they were able to when they were under the influence.

Please give me your input especially from the stoner community
Thank you MonkeysKickAss

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Journal: Drugs and Nerds 1

Journal by MonkeysKickAss

Why is it most of time when you are talking to sombody such as a nerd they usually turn out to be a stoner? Also which drugs are most appealing to the nerd and geek communities, I know that there are some computer geeks and nerds that will take some LSD and then just stare at fractals rendering themselves for hour and hours and hours. I personally think that people like nerds would tend to lean more towards marijuana than LSD or psilocybin mushrooms because of the effects they have, because some freaks just don't like to kill their brain cells

Please give input on your views on drugs and nerds
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