I was under the impression MPG was not a major air quality factor ever since they invented the catalytic convertor. Am I mistaken?

I'd be curious what smart meter provider they use. While there are some very sophisticated/expensive models, most of them only send very short data bursts every 15 or 30 minutes. Because of this, I suspect this article is just another consumer-paranoia attempt to blame smart meters for anything they can think of.

all stoves/ovens/ranges in the US are 240V.

Notice how all these people subscribed to this communal living willingly. I'm sure someone could argue that it's because they have been manipulated. Either way, it's completely opposite a government structured communism where you tax the wealthy to provide for the lazy/foolish.

Did anyone else find it funny that we're talking about 9 vs 10 digits in the same summary as finger amputations?

great idea. Then we can sell lake-front condos.

Good thinking. First we need to research waterproof dirt.

I propose that we fill the ocean with dirt, and then drive our cargo across on trucks.

You probably should have learned how to explain your volcano better.

You could build something across the water... like maybe, a dam. Then run fiber to it.