What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Slight bias indeed.

The man page to Moose is a good one too.

If you're in to web dev, the Definitive Guide to Catalyst is a good choice, too.

Unfortunately, I have to write this with a caveat: getting Catalyst and Moose set up can take some time. If you apt-get install/emerge/yum/whatever it, you'll probably get an old version.

If you install it from CPAN, it takes some time, since the two of them combine to require a craptonne of CPAN.

That said, once they're installed, a working catalyst web app you can hack on is as simple as catalyst.pl AppName; cd AppName;scripts/appname_server.pl

I love how the *AA are intentionally putting themselves out of business.

There can be no other reason.

Music sales are up, movies are still grossing record revenues, Netflix is successful, etc. They keep trying to tell us piracy is bad.

No, piracy offers me a better product. No revoked keys, no work involved in playing my content, I can put it where I want, use it how I want, etc.i

Fucking idiots.

And it's not through some sense of superiority or anything; I wish I could play way more games than I do, just ENOTIME.

So many games are sitting on my shelf awaiting some attention.

.. especially considering he's an anthropomorphised turtle.

mod_perl? 2001 called. It wants its web dev back.

Look into fastcgi and catalyst.

break DOWN, not break won.

> No licensing
Wrong

> stable
This news post is proof that's wrong.

> great track record
Wrong.

> flexable
About as flexible as your spelling.

> modules for everything
This is true. AND THEYRE ALL PART OF THE CORE API! ImageMagick, MySQL (THREE TIMES!), Curl, etc .. all in the core API.

PHP is a fucking disgrace and a blight on the world and needs to die a fiery death.

(Spend a few minutes reading the url I linked above at veekun.com for a wonderful break won on why PHP is a heinous pile of horseshit.)

PHP is a pile of shit and its authors don't have the slightest concept of what they're doing.

Next up on the news: water is wet.

More at 6.

Owned one. Sold it. Bought an android. Much happier.