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Comment Whoa... (Score 5, Funny) 231

Did anyone else read that as "High Budget Slashdot Fiction"?

I started to imagine a $200 Million romantic comedy set in Soviet Russia, starring Al Gore as Cowboyneal and Natalie Portman as herself, building a beowulf cluster so they could send a message into space to welcome our new manbearpig overlords, but instead they accidentally broadcast the goatse image... And somewhere in there, Steve Ballmer would throw a chair at William Shatner.

Ok, I think I've read enough /. today. Time for bed.

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