As scary as Ebola is it may not qualify as an emergency we have
common problems from influenza, food poisoning, pneumonia that
Wait, the flu, food poisoning and pneumonia kill 70% of those infected!?
WTF, why didnt you start telling us all that beforehand! This is a global catastrophe!!! Once the flu season hits again, billions of people are gong to die! BILLIONS!
FUCK, the end of civilization is less than a year away! What are we going to do!? ...oh wait a second.....is this for real, or are you talking absolute shit and know figuratively nothing about ebola and its previous outbreaks?
Please let me know, so I can decide whether to start planning for the end of the world or not.