Your friends from the establishment
You know so much more about my friends than I do.
It wasn't a question, it was a distraction.
Instant classic. Bravo. Made my weekend.
The Office Space riff is just so much cadmium cojones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECIYlo3KRY
It is not well to be thought of as one who meekly submits to insolence and intimidation.