Sorry, it's 1.20AM here, I'm preparing to go to sleep.
Just like you. Every employee costs money, or do you pay to go to work ? (See P. Drucker in Managing in the next Society)
You exist only to enable productive people to produce more efficiently.
That is only one of my duties. I also take care of the security of your data. Just so it doesn't get lost and to minimize lawsuits and to prevent the competition from using it.
You aren't in charge of anything.
I'm in charge of what ever management sees fit to delegate to me. If you think that the management has delegated responsibilities wrongly please take that up with them. At this time they've delegate the responsibility of keeping the network running and data secure to me. If your wishes are a risk to my responsibilities we will have a discussion.
No, I work for the company. Just like you.
Continue to annoy us and you will be replaced.
As said above, if you think that the management has delegated responsibilities wrongly please take that up with them.
Just like the guy in the tool room that used to guard the pin gauges and the hammers like he owned them.
So how much have tool expenses risen ? Has productivity increased enough to justify that ?
And the facilities guy who refused to add a 30 Amp circuit or run a Nitrogen line.
Do you enjoy the blackouts ? And hows the guy with the broken neck that tripped on the nitrogen line ?
The IT support model that treats everyone like a serf doing word processing is over.
If you have an IT support model like that, you're doing it wrong.
The design engineers need nonstandard hardware to do modeling. They might even need multiple computers.
Sure, and we can accommodate that. After the design engineers manager agrees with the cost. He's the one that can asses if the increased productivity outweighs the cost. And he's also the one that will get the bill.
In fact every individual user has specific and unusual needs that they understand better than you do.
Sure, and like the example above we can accommodate most of them. However there are costs associated with that. We will tell you the cost and you can accept the bill or it won't happen.
And it's Not your call. Make it happen or go extinct. Computers aren't a new special thing anymore.
To repeat my self once more, you can ask for functionality. If it doesn't interfere with my responsibilities I'll tell you what it will cost. If you accept those costs it will happen.
Many of us users understand every aspect of your network as well or better than you do,
Sorry, a corporate network is not like your home network you toy with in the weekends. You know nothing about running a corporate network and associated risks and costs. You are just annoying because you think an extra workstation costs $500,- and 1TB storage costs $100 because you saw a PC and a disk drive in a store for that price. You don't factor in the price of the infrastructure and support contracts but somehow expect to magically be able to access all company resources with it. If it crashes it should be replaced for free and all your files you stored locally should again magically reappear because it cost you 400 hours to create them.
we just have better things to do.
Indeed, so go do your job and I will do mine.
Things that are central to the business and make money.
Kind of difficult if the network is down isn't it ? Also a shame if the company is sued to bankruptcy because you lost critical information. Let me help you with that.
Hey, this is your turf, and I understand that change is hard, and that you need to grumble, bitch, rant, whatever.
get it all out. It won't change anything though.
A company is no place for prima donnas that can't cooperate with the rest. And you are certainly acting like one.