Set your background to black, and <blink> all your text so it only displays half the time.

Portal gun. That's all.

Frogs have been levitated in a 10T field. Would these machines levitate humans? Or would there be problems from the machine focusing on one part of the body?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encarta

They had to resort to Takei because Kim Jong-il is no longer available.

At 18 mph tops, a better name would be Hippo.

So what we need is a game that pops up a bunch of buttons, links, ads, and challenges the user not to click on any of them.

Angry Neighbors

“Politics is the art by which politicians obtain campaign contributions from the rich and votes from the poor on the pretext of protecting each from the other.” -- Oscar Ameringer

Here's a few more:
Pickles
Ice cream
Wire coat hangers

And they will give it a trial run.

I'm installing it on the wife's computer.

If you toss barrels with a gravity gun?

Not sure about that. It would need an adapter for kissing ass.