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Journal by Billobob
I hate weblogs, but for not-leave-stuff-blank's sake I thought I should just put something here.
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Journal: And so this becomes my blog...

Journal by hmorgan

Well, after almost 6 months of being registered here, I finally decided to post. I came here, as it was Spring Break and I was bored as hell. Oddly enough, though, I decided to start posting when school started back. :P

And so my not-so-good review/ranting page begins...

It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal: I Hate You All

Journal by LPetrazickis
Testing 1-2-3. Stuff smells.

Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds were hiking in the woods one day. They camped by a stream for the night.

In the middle of the night, Linus woke BillG up.

"Hey, Bill, what do you see?" asked Torvalds.

Bill leaned up on his elbows and thought.

"I see an infinite number of marketing opportunities around every star above us. I see a computer running Windows on every spacedesk in every spaceship of every spacelane. I see Microsoft growing aeternally and promising new solutions for each new millennium."

"Are you finished?" demanded Linus.


"In that case, I would like to call your attention to the fact that someone has stolen our tent!"

The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.