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Comment: Re:Jenny McCarthy (Score 1) 395

I took my annual flu shot a few years ago.

Later that night, I visited my friend and his then chiropractic girlfriend. On hearing what I had done, I got a lecture on how I was poisoning myself and that regular adjustments were all that were required for general health. . .

Glad I don't have to deal with her anymore.

Comment: Re:Debt (Score 1) 467

If I lend you something, and while it is in your care it disappears, you owe me for it.

If you fail to tell me you have lost it, and leave, "ignoring" my phone calls and letters - to me, you have absconded with my property that I have left in your care.

So, even though jail time is a bit much in this case. Arresting someone with a warrant for theft and spending 10 - 20 minutes sorting it all out is not.

+ - NZ PM a Reptile? Staff have "no data to disprove the theory"->

Submitted by Master Moose
Master Moose (1243274) writes "Who's to say NZ Prime Minister John Key isn't a reptilian overlord in disguise?

Key's own office certainly can't; its response to an official information request was that it had no data to disprove the theory.

The response came after a request for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke-style shape reptilian shifting alien ushering humanity towards enslavement"."

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