I'll throw rocks at Zonk, if it's all the same to you. Zonk's added "commentary" is the reason I won't let the door hit my arse on the way out, as you so charmingly put it. Kotaku's piece was, apart from the sections you quoted, at least a factual description of some events. I take issue with the stuff that surrounds that. Clearly you don't respect my opinions. Fair enough.