The last American black guy I was talking to had done his time in the Marines - not only had he worked really hard to get where he was, he was also a genuinely nice guy.

So fuck you.

if it moves, it's biology. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

1. Most Britons don't fly, making it a non-issue
2. 8 km to 5 miles, so just pretend the speedo is written in hex to give you km/h
3. People are the only thing that's measured in stone, and it's more convenient to use the Fat Bastard scale, since that takes height into account

Please tell me you are trolling?

'The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, "hmm.... that's funny...."' -- ISAAC ASIMOV

PS. Data is a stupid tin bugger.

Oops, you just killed a valid webpage:
http://www.merriampark.com/anatomycc.htm

*grumble* trigger-happy regexp jockeys *grumble*

Sorry, of course the US would never subsidise alternative energy sources. It's only evil socialist Europe that does that.

What, now Google is meant not to index pages which have card data on them? How exactly is that even possible?

You can bet your boots that Google Checkout is PCI DSS-compliant.

Neilette: 'We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?'
Rincewind: 'Why?'
Neilette: 'It saves time.'

No? Then I guess it's still fucking useless for me, isn't it?

1-3,5:

You're scared of that, not me.

4. there is no true morality except for whatever you and/or society decides to makeup at that point in time.

Yeah, and the church certainly hasn't changed its mind about what is right and wrong during history, nor supported torture, murder and ethnic cleansing.

6. no point in helping others

You're just fucking wrong there. Plenty of atheists believe in giving money to those less well off. I certainly do.