"For speed and efficiency of travel, give me Kathryn Janeway; for scientific discovery, give me Jean-Luc Picard; but when all hope is lost, get down on your knees and pray for Benjamin Sisko." Apologies to Sir Edmund Hillary
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.