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Are you a Communist?

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Wednesday April 27 2005, @02:13AM
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In response to this story, I use space to indent. I've tried using tabs, but there is no universal definition of tab. In program A it's 5 spaces, in program B it's 8 spaces, in program C it's 10 spaces, in program D it's 4 spaces, etc. A space is a space. It shows up the same in every program. Only a Communist would use tabs!

In unrelated news, it has almost happened. I'm sure you've seen the newest commercials for Axe body spray. You know, the girls with various objects imprinted on their backs; the girls in the market who launch themselves at that guy; all the others. They are approaching my ideal commercial. I don't care for Axe, and I've never used it and don't know anybody who does, but I wish I were in charge of marketing. I would just take it to the next level. "Axe Body Spray - Guaranteed to get you pussy." Seriously, that's the next logical step. That would also work with sports cars. "Porsche 911 - Guaranteed to get you pussy." I don't know what doing this would accomplish, but that's what their commercials are not-so-subtly implying. Why not just come right out and say it?

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  • They should have graphic depictions of the Axe canisters being shoved up those sluts. In and out, over and over again.

    That way, the message is "Axe: if you spray it on your dick, girls will let you put it in their can."