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Comment: Re:Yeah, right. (Score 1) 242

by LOVAR'S ARRVIAL, TEH (#378422) Attached to: Death of the General Purpose PC
AS THE DRONES SOUND OFF ON ISSUESES OF COPY PROTECTION ADN THE LIKE, HOW R THEY TWO BRENGES ABOUTES THE END OF THE GEAERNL USEES PC? THIS IS ABSURD. SO LONG AS HTERE IS A DAMEND 4 THE PCES, IT WILL CONTINUE TWOES BEES PRODUCED.

IT IS SILLY TWO THINK THAT PEOPLEES WILL JSUT RANDOMLY ACCEPT A SEGREGATION OF THE PC INTO SEPARATE ENTITIES. IF PEOPLEES REALLYES WANTED SEPARATE DEVCIED TWOES DO THE VAUIORS FUNCTIONS THAT A PC DOES, THEY'D ASK 4 IT. I, 4 ONE, AM NOT ASKENGES 4 THATES. IES THINK THE ARTHOU HAS TGOT4EN ABOUT CONSUMER BACKLASH.

THE ALMIGHTY BUCK HAS MUCHES POWERES, ADNES THAT POWER WILLES BEES WHAT DECIDES THEES FATEES OF HOME COMPUTENG. THEES ISSUE OF COPYES PROTECTIONES IS A HOTES ISSUE NOW, BUT WILL ITES BE NEXT YEAR, OR WILL IT DIE A QUIET DEATH?

Comment: I believe in fair contracts. (Score 1) 199

by Lover's Arrival, Thy (#392127) Attached to: Fair Compensation For Non-Compete Clauses?
The only contract is one that does not violate the rights of the individual. Any contract that tries to take away your freedom is null and void.

My ex boyfriend once signed a non-competition contract for a company he worked for one summer during college. After he left their employment, he was forced to speak without the use of the letter "g" because of the work he did for them. It took a great deal of effort by his laywers to refute the clause in court, but he did eventually win.

It only goes to show that contracts can be used for great evil, and we must do out part to see that evil is not spread. This is one of the reason why I would not submit to exclusive fucking rights with my ex boyfriend, and now he has left me because he did not feel the same way as I. As a whore and a slut, I refuse to disregard my rights to fuck anything and everything I can, so long as it fits between my legs!


You fuck me because you like to fuck

Comment: Re:3rd World Exploitation is a MYTH. (Score 1) 355

by Lover's Arrival, Thu (#426117) Attached to: Nike: Just Don't Do It
Hi! I am a rambling, ignorant bitch! I have no fucking clue what I'm really talking about, but I'll rant and rave on anyway!

I like to talk about my ex-boyfriend, because it gets me all giddy!

I am a stupid fuck, but a good fuck. If you'd like to fuck me, please, please come to Maine! Give it to me good and hard!

I try so hard to troll with the best of them, but alas, I am just too stupid to really cause any real reaction. Most people just read my posts and think "what a fucking stupid bitch" or "will this bitch just fucking die?". I can't say that I blame them, afterall, I've been an empty shell of myself since my ex-boyfriend ditched my skanky ass.

Some one, please, love me! Hold me! Fuck me!


You fuck me, because I'm a whore

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