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Journal: Look at how intelligent and wise I am!

Let me just cut to the chase:

Read my journal and be stunned by how insightful it is. Bask in wonder at how my words improve your life and make you a better person. Prostrate yourself in awe of how socially keen and cutting-edge I am. I am extremely intelligent and witty; I want those sharp enough to seek me out to know it as reward for finding my journal.

Real computer scientists don't program in assembler. They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil.

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