Lostman - Slashdot User

Comment: Credit Card Dispute (Score 1) 155

by Lostman on Saturday August 11 2007, @05:47PM (#20198185) Attached to: Google Video Store Shutting Down

I have bought a few videos with google and got the "You are not getting a refund, you are getting store credit at these OTHER stores" message. How is it that I can purchase a video from them, and then I find out I can not have the video and I can not get a refund - only store credit.

Forget that - American Express will refund my money and I hope everyone who 'lost video access' from this does the same thing. Google is a big company but credit card issuers will refuse to do business with places who have a higher than k% chargeback rate.. and come on - how many people besides google video users are actually PAYING google.

Comment: Good Job! (Score 1) 42

by The Turd Report on Monday February 21 2005, @04:50PM (#11738868) Attached to: Jenna Kathleen Marotti

Congratz on the new kid. :)

Journal: The Turd Report 06/13/2004 5

Journal by The Turd Report on Sunday June 13 2004, @01:17PM

This morning I saw the results of an experiment I performed. The turd was a vivid green color. It was an average size and had a slightly sweet smell to it, like burning sugar. It came out with ease and clean up was no problem. I rate this a 10, for the coolness factor.

Journal: The Turd Report 11/21/2003 (Double Ed.) 9

Journal by The Turd Report on Friday November 21 2003, @04:08PM

I had a ham & cheese sandwich and a salad (again) for lunch yesterday; I had 6 cookies as well. My ass has decided that ~5:30am is pooping time. This morning's poop took some work to get going. This turd was odd in the fact that it wasn't cylinder shaped, but like a ribbon. It was flattened and about 6" long and looked fiberous. The turd was a medium brown and had a healthy earth smell to it. Clean up took a few extra passes and it flushed easily. I rate it an 8.

Journal: The Turd Report 11/20/2003 7

Journal by The Turd Report on Thursday November 20 2003, @03:43PM

The binding effects of the Percocets has passed. (pun not intended) Yesterday, I had a ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread and a small salad. I also had a craving for milk and drank a half gallon after work. I was awoken at 5am by my cat meowing by my head. I woke up, rolled over and started to let a 'Good Morning' fart. I felt a gurgling and welling up in my gut. "That's no fart", I thought to myself as I hopped up and staggered into the bathroom half awake. Everything seems to have

Journal: The Turd Report 11/10/2003 4

Journal by The Turd Report on Monday November 10 2003, @03:15PM

There is something up with a muscle in my upper leg; the pain is like a punishment from God. My doc perscribed Percocet for me; they tend to bind me up. I hadn't pooped for almost 2 days and this morning the pain in my gut was unbearable. In the past days I had eaten the buffet at Charlie Chang's, a roll-up from Harris Teeter's, 2 cheeseburgers from McD's, and 2-3 pounds of red, seedless grapes. This sat in my gut, like a lead weight. Sitting on the can was painful as the muscle is very

Journal: The Turd Report 09/21/2003 4

Journal by The Turd Report on Sunday September 21 2003, @02:00PM

Yesterday, I had blue crabs and steamed, spiced shrimp from the DC Wharf. I had a bit of tea this morning and that got my ass in gear, as it were. I also had a craving for milk for some reason, I must have drank a gallon of it yesterday. Anyway, this mornings turd started w/o any assistance, but there was a bit of pushing towards the middle. It went quick and there was no gas. I have a touch of a cold, so I can't give a good report on the smell. the turd itself was very loose, but not d

Journal: The Turd Report 09/08/2003 1

Journal by The Turd Report on Monday September 08 2003, @03:31PM

I didn't eat much Sunday; I just had 2 BLTs on bagels as an early lunch and 6 pizza rolls for dinner. This mornings poo was out of sync with my morning routine. Usually, I wake up and have 5-10 minutes before my ass wakes up. Today, the need to poo was immediate; Not so immediate that I thought I would shit myself, but enought to let me know to start moving towards the can. The ammount of effort to get the turd going was just right; not so lax that it is diarhea, but not such a strain that I

Journal: The Turd Report 09/07/2003 7

Journal by The Turd Report on Sunday September 07 2003, @01:01PM

Yesterday, I had a roast beef roll-up from Harris Teeter. I also had a California roll and some shrimp sushi. For dinner, I had a dozen frozen pizza rolls.

Journal: Talkin' With The Turd Report 7

Journal by The Turd Report on Friday December 20 2002, @03:31PM

I will be following this up with a real Turd Report, so be patient.

Many of my fans and friends have asked me various questions during my stint as The Turd Report. I would like to take some time and answer those questions. The fisrt qusetion I would like to answer is: "What is the correct way to wipe?"

Wiping is a critical part of the excremeditation ritual that is performed every day. Having the correct wiping style helps you to have a clean and odor-free butt.