Now come on all of you big strong men
Uncle George needs your help again
Got himself in a terrible Jam
Trying to hunt down the Taliban
So put down your books and pick up a gun
This is going to be a whole lotta fun
cause it's 1, 2, 3, What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a crap
We're headed for Iraq
You are in the hall of the mountain king.