LordKaT - Slashdot User

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LordKaT

on Wednesday July 22 2009, @04:07PM

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Submitted by LordKaT on Thursday February 19 2009, @10:44AM

LordKaT writes "I'm so tired of seeing people put up videos that are supposedly mindfucks, but are really just a strange series of events that don't keep your interest for more than a few minutes. Well, I believe I have a solution to this problem."
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What do I do? 0

Submitted by LordKaT on Thursday January 22 2009, @12:53PM

LordKaT writes "I think I'm a man trapped in a woman's, trapped in a goats, trapped in a mans body. Wat I do?"

My left nut is larger than my right nut 0

Submitted by LordKaT on Thursday January 15 2009, @09:24PM

LordKaT writes "My left nut is larger than my right nut but does it produce more sperm than my right nut? Discuss."

My Attempt to Get Banned in Thailand-> 0

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on Wednesday October 29 2008, @04:36PM

LordKaT writes "In the wake of Thailand blocking anti-Royal websites, I figured I should do my part to land on their shitlist. Aside from getting blocking in Thailand there's also a good chance I could get nuked from space.

From space!

So, in the interest of dying in one of the most awesome ways possible, I present to you my attempt to get blocked in Thailand."
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Unanswered 2008 Presidential Candidate Questions-> 0

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on Tuesday October 28 2008, @12:11PM

LordKaT writes "This years presidential election scares me, and I mean scares the shit out of me. Not so much because of policy, mind you, but because of the skeletons in the closets of John McCain and Barack Obama — and the willingness of the media to not even investigate those skeletons."
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I conducted an experiment on my ant farm.-> 0

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on Friday October 24 2008, @09:26PM

LordKaT writes "I used to have an ant farm, not because I wanted one, but because I was fascinated by the marketing. You see, ant farms are advertised as having the smartest and most amazing insects living between two panes of glass.

Well, when I had my ant farm, I didn't give a shit about raising them and letting build their tunnels. No sir, I conducted experiments! My final experiment stood out above the rest: just how smart are these little fuckers?"
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Austism Causes Brain Damage-> 0

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on Monday October 20 2008, @11:39PM

LordKaT writes "Words of wisdom from a "high functioning" autistic man. Some gems include: stay in school and "learn as you much," playing with and talking to a my little pony doll to simulate conversation with women, handsome rich boys are inconsiderate and disgraceful, "tobacky" should be shot to the moon, wars result in "prickly wicklies."

Why, god, why does the Internet expose this stuff?"
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What Can Brown Break For You?-> 1

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on Saturday September 08 2007, @01:06AM

LordKaT writes "So here's the story: I moved from the east coast to Seattle. Since I flew out here, I decided to have my computers shipped out to me via UPS. This turned out to be a horrible mistake, as UPS is, apparently, run by a bunch of monkeys with baseball bats. this is a warning to all nerds out there: don't ship anything with UPS: they will destroy it."
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