Dear Mother of Jerk, We here at Bungie are proud of the role we play in the evolution of on-line gaming. As we should. But enough about us and onto the reason for this letter. It has come to our attention that you are raising a 'jerk' in your household. So please accept this complementay bar of Bungie soap from us and the rest of the on-line community. We also want to express our sincere hope you will start to bring your A-game to parenting. MasterChief