She's Indian : if presented with a "spicy vindaloo", her first comment is likely to be "what is this repulsive slop?", followed shortly by howls of alternating hilarity and incredulity as you explain to her that you think this is "Indian" food.
Are you a troll or just ignorant? Let's see what Wikipedia says about vindaloo.
Vindaloo or vindalu (Konkani) is a dish originally from Goa, India.
Since this also fits with my personal experience, I believe I can safely say you have no idea what you are talking about.
I'm a Gibbon, you insensitive clod! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbon
Gibbons don't have tails, you...oh nevermind.
One picture is worth 128K words.