are the dots always in the same locations? If so just take an empty document, print it out on the same pieces of paper through 4-5 different devices until its just a meaningless clusterfuck of yellow dots, then print your document. Even if they could somehow decode individual serial numbers it seems like that would give a decent defense... not that any government agency tracking these dots would give a flying fuck about your rights. The thing that annoys me about this is it seems to imply these printers were designed to print their serial numbers with a finer precision than the document printing capabilities you paid for!

The only "fake" I can recall getting from TPB was one time I downloaded Spiderman 3, and towards the end where there's the fight scene with Venom in the skyscraper frame, someone from an animal rights group had edited over the "breaking news" portion with a really bizarre "meat is murder" clip that went on for about 1 minute, showing cows and pigs being tortured and slaughtered. I wasn't even mad thought, it was so trippy, the whole "wtf just happened??" moment was more entertaining than what was happening in the movie

hopefully that shouldn't be a problem anymore: "As of December 18th, 2010 experts exchange stopped displaying solutions to search engines" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experts-Exchange

Google used to (2008-2009) have a "dont show again" little x button next to search results if you were signed into your Google account. It only worked for specific pages, but I did notice after a while the domains I kept x'ing out came up less frequently in other results where I had yet to block any returns. Not sure why but it just disappeared one day, although I still see the "You have removed results from this search, (click here to) show them" for terms I'd blocked some results on.

what about the deaf and blind? If Helen Keller were alive today, she would surely be struck down by these silent invisible menaces. I propose we add omni-directional microwave emitters to these vehicles, so that pedestrians can be made aware of their unsafe proximity to oncoming traffic by the severity of the burning sensation in their skin!

I've found the way around this is to explain to the boss that the googlebot crawls your site like a screen reader would, so taking the time to add image alts, link titles, table summaries, etc... is a legitimate way to sneak in keywords and make your content see more relevant. I've already taken accessibility courses and incorporate most of the techniques into my pages, so I kinda hope they will pass it because then I can charge more money - and who knows, maybe they will outlaw table based layouts = D

thinner than air.... Introducing the MacBook Vacuum

Seriously imagine how much thinner the Macbook Air could be without a screen!

Everyone knows the glowing Apple logo is powered by a Mac user's smug sense of superiority!

I actually kinda liked all the overdecorated pages.... if you check someone's profile and its loaded down with flash garbage, you know right away this person is a complete moron and you should avoid talking to them!