Fiendish villainy! How should we punish these monsters!!!? Won't someone think of the children!!!??
Also, I have this 14-step procedure that they should have thought of in advance to avoid this problem....of enabling 3rd party "repairs". Because why wouldn't a company want to spend a huge amount of time to enable their competitors? Because they're monsters. That's the only explanation.
And they're even more villainous for "lying" to everyone. They said only good things about their products. Why didn't they pay for TV advertisements to tell us all the potential bad things that could happen? Because they hate you and your mom and want her phone to fail when rapists are breaking into her house. No way could there be anything else going on.
The class action lawsuit starts now! No one should ever be allowed to make a secure product like this. Or to say good things about it without imagining and communicating all the possible bad things. Or to ever have one of their products fail in any way, regardless of who opens it up and tinkers with the parts inside.
The internet has spoken.