Hey, all you terrorists out there! Looking for a new kind of attack? Want to freak out a good part of the US population? Here's a little tip: just go and get yourselves accounts on all major blogging sites and start posting about bomb making and stuff...

It gets better:

"The mom was no longer dating Cesmat but he continued to live with them."

How do you cross the street?

I disagree with your conclusion. Although it is correct that Patient dead => won't buy other products, it doesn't follow that Patient alive => will buy other products.

Even though your actual statement was less strict ("more likely to buy"), I still doubt that it would make sense economically to reason that way. You don't invest large amounts with vague expectations for ROI which would - if at all - only occur with a substantial delay. Also, how do you know that the patient is going to buy those other products from you and not from your competitor?

Hey, that's just for Americans to get a feel for what it is like to live in the Old Europe, trying to access hulu.com, pandora.com, great deals of youtube.com, heck even goodies like dexter's lab episodes on cartoonnetwork.

Of course there's nothing more Linux about them than the kernel - since Linux is nothing more than a kernel.

...certainly not in Germany.