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Comment: Most impressive. (Score 0) 271

by KipCas (#12561989) Attached to: New Lucas Headquarters To Open in San Francisco
But I have questions. If some have already been answered, forgive me for being repetitive.

1. How much extra is it to print the word "Minion" on 1,500 ID badges?

2. Is the vulnarable spot of the complex clearly marked on the blueprint so you can just drop a cherry bomb in a toilet somewhere and blow the whole place up?

3. Are you invulnerable to laser fire in the halls if you put your back against the wall?

4. How long will it take a manager to get beat down for saying "You have failed me for the last time!" ?

5. Will they have those cheesy inspirational posters everywhere? Of course theirs will say things like "Do, or do not. There is no try."

Feel free to contribute your own ideas, I just picture it being a whole new level of badly lit, soul sucking, flourescent office space. But of course all the flourescent lights will be shaped like lightsabers.

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