That's very thoughtful. I'm sure Iorek Byrnison will be grateful that you've taken such pains to make your car resemble his natural habitat.

And true scholars would have been well versed in Latin orthography.

Something not entirely unlike this was done a few years ago, but without the actually-launching-them-into-space part.

So then you had twice as many cornflakes, yes? Sounds like a good thing.

I have never created a web account, you insensitive clod.

Where does one list end and the other begin? In my country, we have punctuation for this sort of thing.

But what if you happen to want mock news on April 1? Then Slashdot and other "real-news" sites are your only hope, seeing as how The Onion prints only real news for April Fools' Day.

As long as we're correcting one another, please note that your link correctly redirects to Lake Wobegon.

Ah, fair enough. I should be more circumspect when making sweeping exclusions of usage. This means, of course, that one can throw a javelin wide, and GGGP's claim is still wrong, and so is mine.

Hmmm... if we're allowed to set porkchop = 7, then we can (sort of) answer both questions. But we still won't know what the answers mean.

That's certainly true. In fact the fraction is zero, since only a finite number of sentences have been uttered by humans, while infinitely many grammatically correct sentences can be constructed using only the word "buffalo".