A suggested option list:
Never (don’t want to)
Never (restrictions and/or afraid thereof)
Never (My job entails working offline)
That’s what I’m doing right now.
I really do use it for legitimate work-related purposes (IT guy reading about new security holes, et cetera)
I work for CowboyNeal; he’s OK with it.
I don’t have a job, you insensitive clod."