Comment: Re:One word... (Score 1) 204
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better when you're done, but the frog dies.
Comment: Re:Bishop (Score 1) 608
Bishop was definitely better than Ash. The A2s always were a bit twitchy.
Comment: Re:As Krugman says (Score 1) 311
In the long run it should work out that wealth is redistributed to those willing to take risk on new ideas.
Keynes was right about the long run, too.
Comment: Re:Starbucks! Disney World! Porno! Valium! (Score 1) 155
Just yesterday, I heard the Blind Boys of Alabama's rendition of Amazing Grace, sung to the tune of House of the Rising Sun (though as I recall, that recombination was discovered by another singer, but I've forgotten who).
It works to the tune of the Eagles' Peaceful Easy Feeling too.
Comment: Re:Gee, why not just send the police then (Score 1) 691
The real black market will be for license tags recently stolen from vehicles with paid up insurance.
Comment: Re:I'm assuming the Intel definition of PC here... (Score 3, Funny) 296
and cola not "Coke" damnit.
Because there's no such thing as pepsi.
Welcome to the South. Now, what flavor of Coke do you want?
Comment: Re:Great, now the terrorists are controlling natur (Score 1) 278
"Texas Flood" by SRV
Comment: Re:Free GPS receiver! (Score 1) 278
It's 72 virgins you insensitive clod!
- Akmad
Not after I'm done with them.
Actually, its 72 Virginians.
Comment: Re:Examples (Score 1) 278
Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice.
Comment: Re:uhhh. (Score 1) 410
as opposed to the people who use it and have no idea of how it works, or how it could be damaged and what the damage may do to the Internet as a whole.
Like, say, senators?