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Journal Journal: New Journal

This is my first slashdot journal entry. May it be my last.

I had a decent day.

I could use a smoke.

Why not make something of the night?

There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
She started absorbin'
a new hydrocarbon
and since then has never benzene

Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around here at quitting time.