If I sing the praises of this, will I be charged? If I'm arrested and they make me sing, will I be charged again?

[citation needed]

And they were beaten by the British. And what do the British like to do? Form queues!

or, you know, stay in line.

and the pen is mightier than the sword

Get it nice and dirty again.

The internet was created 6000 years ago

they wouldn't let me through the checkpoint at the checkpoint

OMG nuclear Kitteryzzz

Just like the rest of us.

So, you're saying they're really good at covering it all up.

IN them is okay, but not ON them.

and the phone was turned off before the cops got to the last known location.

/. IS the filter

no point in waiting from some non-depressed (and non-maniacal) person to stop by here and let us know.