Idea: Every week JarJar gets killed through his own stupidity, much like Kenny on South Park.....

I just built this last week:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vancod/3679263377/

8 x 1TB drives: $712
PSU: $92
Case: $29
RAM: $34
CPU/MOBO: $131
Intel RAID card: $275
Cache/Battery: $112

Total: $1385 (all items free shipping)

Don't know how you're going to get $1000 for 10TB and have it be worth a shit.

10 or a million, it's the same content douchebag. Public speaking is a forte of those in this position and while it takes some work, "months" is insane, not to mention sacrificing personal health and holidays with family. All I'm saying he's not demoing table-top fusion that he needs to write a masters thesis on, they're refreshes of flippin' iPods and PeeCees that he sells to the masses that, in general, would buy his feces in a bag if he offered it up.

And I got modded troll - for a brief instant in time I forgot why I never post up here....

Seriously - months to prepare? I've seen massive numbers of keynotes in my day, and while they're impressive speeches, they're just that. Why would anyone need more than a couple weeks for this, much less a techno-weenie like Jobs? I've given a talk to 1,400 with a week to take over someone else's content....

...perhaps he'll demo the iVagina?

2 Worst MoBos I ever owned: Abit and Abit