Nah, he picked up the nearest phone and shouted "Cleanup in isle 14!"

Scissors work even better. Just cut three edges off and it will fall open.

Or just steal the whole thing and open it at home....

A single photon with a frequency of 10^98Hz has enough energy to create all the matter in the universe.

Photons are popping in and out of the quantum soup all the time.

If this law goes ahead he could bankrupt you in about half an hour.

Ok, let's take it literally ... you're in a light place looking into a dark place.

Isn't that like living *outside* a cave...?

Maybe you have night blindness or something. When the door's open enough light escapes for me to see as far as I can see.

Or maybe you have a house with rooms the size of basketball courts. I dunno.

56 minutes of every day of your life to pay for light? You think that's better than, say, I dunno, pressing a button when you go in a room?

I was right. You *are* weird.

Let's hope nobody invited Jim Carrey...

Nice one, Microsoft. Now can we have email encryption on by default, too...?

"You, over there! Stop bobbing your head in time to the music, we haven't paid for head bobbing!"

You feel like you're in a cave if all the lights in the house aren't on?

Weird.

And expensive.

I thought "big gulp" was soda to go.

(disclaimer: I'm not American)

His sig says "Finland".

This doesn't surprise me. Most of the fastest speeds I ever see on torrents are Scandinavian countries. No, I don't know why that is, or how Nokia ended up making most of the world's telephones. Maybe they have an extra Telecommunications chromosome.

Yep, and it will stop the entire company from working when it happens.

Managers will start to think that individual PCs will prevent that...and we'll begin the circle of computing all over again. Just like the last time.