Comment: Re:It's not the packaging, it's the seal (Score 1) 299
Nah, he picked up the nearest phone and shouted "Cleanup in isle 14!"
Comment: Re:It's not the packaging, it's the seal (Score 1) 299
Scissors work even better. Just cut three edges off and it will fall open.
Comment: Re:It's not the packaging, it's the seal (Score 1) 299
bring a jacket or hoodie, lay it over the basket, carry something around then pretend to be looking through the pockets while you're cutting it open under the jacket.
Or just steal the whole thing and open it at home....
Comment: Re:Until you can prove them wrong (Score 5, Interesting) 683
A single photon with a frequency of 10^98Hz has enough energy to create all the matter in the universe.
Photons are popping in and out of the quantum soup all the time.
Comment: Re:When you can't innovate (Score 1) 283
If this law goes ahead he could bankrupt you in about half an hour.
Comment: Re:Night lights. (Score 1) 149
It isn't weird at all if you don't make a point to try and misunderstand what he means. If you are in a lit room, and the next room over is dark, you cannot see that the other room even exists because your pupils constrict to let in only enough light to comfortably see in a lit room.
Ok, let's take it literally
Isn't that like living *outside* a cave...?
Comment: Re:Night lights. (Score 1) 149
Maybe you have night blindness or something. When the door's open enough light escapes for me to see as far as I can see.
Or maybe you have a house with rooms the size of basketball courts. I dunno.
Comment: Re:Posting to undo moderation (Score 3, Insightful) 149
56 minutes of every day of your life to pay for light? You think that's better than, say, I dunno, pressing a button when you go in a room?
I was right. You *are* weird.
Comment: Re:When you can't innovate (Score 1) 283
Let's hope nobody invited Jim Carrey...
Comment: Re:OK but... (Score 1) 156
Nice one, Microsoft. Now can we have email encryption on by default, too...?