I heard on the grapevine that Nixon's Head is actually getting quite tired of its pickle-jar abode. This is just the news it's been waiting for.
This is just a marketing stunt by the area's resident Dolphin community. They want to lure tourists to this patch of the sea, so they can do some backflips in return for loose change and hearty gifts of plankton.
"OMG peepz Justin Bieber is on the morning show... switch channels RIGHT NOW!!!"
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SSL... is it really necessary?