TED CRUZ and RAND PAUL are awesome, by the way.
So despite the effort to seem clever and trendy, that line just made Obama look like a complete dipshit. Which he is, of course.
But dude, seriously? There's a lot to dislike about Romney (not as much as there is to dislike against Obama) but this just isn't one of them. Romney's statement was mostly accurate, and if he had remembered to say "Mediterranean", he'd have been completely accurate.
I know, I know.... I denounce myself.
And quite frankly, as God is my witness - I WILL NEVER STOP.
I believe in God,
the Father almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
he descended into hell;
on the third day he rose again from the dead;
he ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty;
from there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
Marijuana? Don't care. Go smoke it. Whatever.
Driving Under the Influence of weed? NO. VERBOTEN. YOU CAN HAZ A DUI.
Also, fascinating. Seems like he's rationalizing the "parade of babies to tempt him" - sounds like what's really happening is he's getting a boner over underage teenagers, and trying to blame them for it.
Why are you writing this? Are you trying to sharpen your skills as a Sci-Fi writer or something? What's a mummy baby? Did you plow the corpse of Cleopatra or something and 9 months later had a mummy baby? What is going on?
Does anyone even read them anymore?
No, you aren't.
I am, though.