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The semester is starting up again, and I'm very busy. My wife's being a bitch as well, and the kids are annoying. I can't handle all this shit anymore, and it's getting harder to read and keep up with Slashdot and C|Net and other Internet reading material.

On top of that, my kids hate me, my wife (I think) is cheating on me, my research is going NOWHERE fast, and I'm just totally disenchanted by life in general.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation is the true way out. Forget guns, forget car wrecks, and especially forget pills. AEA is the only honorable way to die.

...he feels the cold Lysol air on his thighs as down come the boxer shorts too, now, with the colorful bass lures and trout flies on them. He struggles to work himself farther into the toilet hole as dimly, up through the smelly water, comes the sound of a whole dark gang of awful Negroes come yelling happily into the white men's room, converging on poor wriggling Slothrop, jiving around the way they do singing `Slip the talcum to me, Malcolm!' And the voice that replies is who but that Red, the shoeshine boy who's slicked up Slothrop's black patents a dozen times down on his knees jes poppin' dat rag to beat the band...