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Jafafa Hots (580169)

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Things I've Done That You Haven't

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Wednesday December 07 2005, @08:15PM
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1. purchased the only known example in the world of a box from an antique All-Fair toy (with toy).
2. had it stolen from me.
3. been hit by a truck.
4. had a skull fracture
5. broke my arm playing a game of Mattel Electronic Basketball (1970s LED game)
6. had my pelvis shattered
7. had a secret service agent point a rifle at my chest
8. almost died from a bowel obstruction
9. been sexually molested (ok, well maybe you have)
10. saved a friend who had attempted suicide
11. had a friend blow his head off with a shotgun (different friend)
12. lived with a serial killer
13. knew someone who was executed (see #12)
14. discovered a flaw in a product that could kill children and caused a massive recall
15. discovered a flaw in a product that could kill children and caused a modification to be made (different product than #14)
16. watched my sister perform oral sex on my girlfriend
17. predicted the space shuttle Challenger explosion before it happened
18. had a beautiful woman pay me for sex (only $5, but still...)
19. owned Rod Serling's desk
20. left Rod Serling's desk bshind in an apartment when I moved

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    • White trash, eh?
      I'm of white trash ancestry, but these experiences were not typical for the "class" I'm from. I grew up in what most people would call a mansion.
      I'm just one of those lucky people that weird shit happens to.