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1. purchased the only known example in the world of a box from an antique All-Fair toy (with toy).
2. had it stolen from me.
3. been hit by a truck.
4. had a skull fracture
5. broke my arm playing a game of Mattel Electronic Basketball (1970s LED game)
6. had my pelvis shattered
7. had a secret service agent point a rifle at my chest
8. almost died from a bowel obstruction
9. been sexually molested (ok, well maybe you have)
10. saved a friend who had attempted suicide
11. had a friend blow his head off with a shotgun (different friend)
12. lived with a serial killer
13. knew someone who was executed (see #12)
14. discovered a flaw in a product that could kill children and caused a massive recall
15. discovered a flaw in a product that could kill children and caused a modification to be made (different product than #14)
16. watched my sister perform oral sex on my girlfriend
17. predicted the space shuttle Challenger explosion before it happened
18. had a beautiful woman pay me for sex (only $5, but still...)
19. owned Rod Serling's desk
20. left Rod Serling's desk bshind in an apartment when I moved

gotta do something while the archive decompresses.

On Monday I got my uvula and part of my soft palate removed.

Day three with no food, (since Sunday midnight) and it doesn't look promising to be able to eat anything anytime soon.

No journal entry for a year, wow.
Thought this warranted it, though. Just tried my first experiment with opium tea.

Got a nasty stomach ache, blacked out (crashing into tables and walls and chairs in the process) and puked all over myself.

Better now, but my stomach still kills.

I think I'll stick to other stuff.

Lately I'm in a "women are fricken AWESOME" mood again.
Nothin like 'em, women. Gotta love them.