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Space

+ - NASA: Saturn's Giant Hex-Nut Loosening!

JackSpratts writes: "According to sources deep within NASA, the massive fastener running through the heart of the planet is heading for failure. The coming catastrophe might not be limited to Saturn. An event of this magnitude would likely affect nearby bodies as well. Photographic evidence recently analysed indicate the rate of failure is increasing, and this has led to a scramble for a fix and a secret search for a shadowy group long rumored responsible for planetary management. NASA admits "no easy answers."

http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/showthread.php ?t=23793"

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