Not so: There have been several launch date delays since the mission was announced, most recently on 19 May 2012, due to a launch abort during the last second before liftoff.

Maybe *this* launch went fine but that doesn't mean the mission launched on time and without a hitch.

Lying on your resume, lying about taping secret conversations ... seems pretty straight forward to me.

(OK, Watergate was much more complex than lying. But it was the tapes that indicted the president and unraveled a big part of the operation. It was the lying part that the American audience saw the most.)

Nah, probably just a aggravated case of emacs pinky finger.

Rationalization at it finest. Damn it I'm ENTITLED to see the movie EVEN IF I can't afford it. So ... hisssss noisssseee ...

You are not entitled to a job, a car, food on the table, or a movie in the DVD/Torrent player. Life is tough, get over yourself.

Ha, one of my favorite Frink's of ALL time!

Professor Frink (at a scientific convention): ... murmurs, talk, and inattention ... "Don't make me flick the lights on and off!" ... no response ... "Pi is exactly 3!" ... gasps from attending scientists ... "I'm sorry it had to come to that". :))

Exactly what happened to the music industry. They were late in getting into online and mp3 music and they play catch up by suing the world. Now hulu brings TV online and in a surprise reverse of history, set trends in opening up content. Now they want to lock it back up!?! WTF hulu/cable. Now you'll drive your viewers to pirating and you'll have to play catch up in court one viewer at a time.

Uggg. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Is this a last ditch attempt at an April Fools joke? Surely the OP knows those are supposed to come on the 1st!?!

On the story about the TSA patting down a screaming 4 year old the other day, a commenter said he'd kill the TSA if he tried that on his kid. Was that a loving comment? If you're the TSA, no. If you're the little girl then hell yeah! My Dad rocks, he'd do anything to protect me!

What the commenter was wanting was justice. Love requires justice, and justice should always be accompanied by love. So was God loving when he sent an angel to kill the firstborns? He gave Pharaoh 9 outs. Let em go, No, Ok, lice. Now?, No, Ok bloody Nile. Now?, No, Ok locusts/frogs/darkness/etc.... (not listed in any specific order here)

I'd say it was Pharaoh being unloving. He took 9 slap on the wrists and committed the entire country to judgement.

This one might be a worse idea? Bad idea jeans, maybe the Chinese were wearing them when they came up with this idea?

Of if it breaks, you're about to be a daddy.