Didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?

... Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show and they beat you to the punch.

... You know, Dad, You're a real jerk!

If there's one thing my mom taught me, it's to always properly cock your food.

mmmmmmm...... txtwich.......

Some of my fellow drivers would beg to differ...

Apparently here in Seattle we're not part of any "civilized country," since the majority of our public roads are not safely traversable by vehicle...

Wouldn't they basically be selling a game console at that point?

The results of this poll show that the average /. reader:

-Hasn't developed software for lots of users (a large userbase, that is)

-Hasn't dealt with user-developed requirements

-Has never interacted with a REAL software user

-All of the above?

Would aircraft hijacked by phones be considered drones?!

They could replace the magnifying glass cursor with a crosshairs cursor.

What you are referring to is very interesting, but is referring only to the "instants" of noon and midnight.

Technically, it is correct to label 00:00:01 as "AM," yes?

So, I could also label 00:00:00.1 AM, yes?

How about 00:00:00.001 AM?

You can probably see where this is going. By the time the clock has changed to 12:00 (or 00:00, or 24:00) some amount, albeit a very small amount perhaps, of time has elapsed. Yes, even if the hands or digits don't show that resolution, the time has elapsed. So the AM/PM would apply. Looking at time on a clock is by nature not "instantaneous"; the argument about what to label these instants exists only in theory, and doesn't apply when you are actually reading a clock in the real world.

Every clock (or chronometer, to be pedantic) I've encountered in my entire life would disagree with you.

I think this is (at least part of) the reason why tuition rates continue to rise, along with unemployment rates.

Another zombie-survival-themed game. Serves them right.

They've had their 15 minutes!!! Stop with the zombies! Let's please leave them with the Donald Trumps and spinners of history.

Fast forward a few billion years to when the sun explodes and everyone is gonna be all over this place for its tourism potential. Invest now, and get in on the ground floor!

Good job proving his point for us all.