... Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show and they beat you to the punch.
... You know, Dad, You're a real jerk!
You also can do something like read while you're on the train, which you can't in the car.
Some of my fellow drivers would beg to differ...
Good point here, I wonder when they'll start shipping video card with external power supplies...
Wouldn't they basically be selling a game console at that point?
Abstainer, n.: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"