Ok, let's deal with abouy 80% of the dollars scammed out of retirees the past 30 years.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm putting a child block on all your home shopping channels, grampa."
These things specialize in convincing the lonely elderly the hosts are their friends, with peals of joy and friendship when purchases are made. Look! She likes me!
Spend thousands a week, blow thru $20,000 of savings in a month.
To quote a wise opinion on the subject from several years ago, "Kill yourselves."
"That's not very funny!"
"I'm not trying to be funny. Kill yourselves."