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I keep hearing about that thing, but I don't believe it really exists.
What else can you expect from the geniuses that proposed the national evil filter...
Sounds like it's a tremendous waste of your employers time though (i.e. the time they paid you for)
So.. How do you like working for Santa Inc.?
commits illegal acts is pretty much page unavoidable these days given the number of laws.
That's it. No JTAG programmer, no EEPROM burner, no ICSP interface.
Within minutes you can control actual real-world things like you used to be able to do with a parallel port (remember those?)
You had me a "Vista"...
Is this a court case or an episode of Dynastic Days of Our Sons and Daughters in General City Hospital?
Neither can I, now that I'm concentrating on the code rather than on my typing speed.
// brief introduction
I'm a software engineer.
// show off
I've been writing programs for over 2 decades.
// might need to change that bit later.....
/* ****** DON'T NEED THIS
// enumerate languages
I've written in just about everything from C to REXX to Python and Basic.
I couldn't help but notice that your program lacked proper comments.
// be obnoxious
I also couldn't help but notice the glaringly obvious flaw in your program.
// be condescending
In case you can't find the problem I'll give you a hint: Null Pointer Exception.
// sign off
with friendly regards,
// dammit... I'll bet someone will have beaten me to this joke 'cos I didn't type it fast enough!
In other words, people don't RTFA.
In other news: water is wet, the sun it bright, the moon is round and sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
For you, today, "enhanced patdowns" don't cross the line.
Where would you have drawn that line 5 years ago?
Where will you draw it 5 years from now? 15? 50?
What happens in the special place in hell reserved for people who perpetuate the stereotype that all IT workers have scrotums?
Unless you're doing your banking from your Internet-enabled smart-phone...