Nice shooting, Officer.
And considering (statistically) people with CHL's are even better shots than police, and that there's over 2 million CHL holders in Texas....
And then when you got past the nipples you stopped the download because there wasn't a point any longer.
By then, I'd usually lost patience and just turned to my vast collection of ASCII porn stored on a tape drive.
Those were the days......
The 'normal' level of vitamin D has also crept upwards over the years.
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.